since my life has become an endless stream of qbank-first-aid-brs path-repeat, and since i highly doubt anyone wants to hear much more boards-related whining, this entry will be devoted entirely (well, except for this first part) to stanton's cow jokes. thank you, stanton.
1) what do you call a cow who has just given birth?
2) what do you call a cow who tried to jump over a fence, but didn't quite make it?
3) what do you call a cow with no legs?