Tuesday, December 14, 2004

rockbottom

since my life has become an endless stream of qbank-first-aid-brs path-repeat, and since i highly doubt anyone wants to hear much more boards-related whining, this entry will be devoted entirely (well, except for this first part) to stanton's cow jokes. thank you, stanton.

1) what do you call a cow who has just given birth?

de-calf-inated.

2) what do you call a cow who tried to jump over a fence, but didn't quite make it?

udder disaster.

3) what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef.

2 comments:

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AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
(cute)

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Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here at the Hilton every Thursday. Try the fish - tip your waitress.

-S

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